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12 février 2006 

Blague du jour!

C'est en anglais mais c'est tellement bon ;D

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where theymade passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 PM.

As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through thegrass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into hisshoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the House. "Darling, I can't lie to you.

I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon.
I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!".

Comme quoi les apparences sont souvent trompeuses!

Je connaissais la même joke, mais le gars prenait le bleu à paupière de la fille et en mettait sur sa chemise blanche.

Menteur t'es allé joué au pool avec tes chums.

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